4 Massive Hits

by Jim's Big Ego

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1.
Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh She says "do you want to go out?" I say "that's a nice idea." She says "it's just like you to go away and leave me here" I say "do you want to stay home?" She says "where would we go?" I say "I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno" but Thats why I just fell in love with Little Miss Communication She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation and I want to be Herman but she wants me to be Fred? and she opens my good fortune that's why everything is better in bed. Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh She calls up the psychics to find out what our fate is they say "Self Contained Underwater Breathing Aparatus" I say "what's that got to do with Zonker Cousteau?" they say "I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno" but Thats why I just fell in love with Little Miss Communication She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation and I want to be Herman but she wants me to be Fred? and she opens my good fortune that's why everything is better in bed. She's leaving me I see her walking away she's leaving me pullin' out her phone she's leaving me and she calls me up to say "don't forget: it's vanilla almondswirl" she's my girl and Thats why I just fell in love with Little MissCommunication She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation and I want to be Herman but she wants me to be Pete?! and she smashes all my cookies and it's funnier between the sheets and Thats why I just fell in love with Little MissCommunication She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation and I want to be Herman but she wants me to be Fred! and she opens my good fortune that's why everything is better in bed. Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh (cc) share alike, non commercial, attribution required -- Jim's Big Ego
2.
04:15
I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long and I hang around like a bum and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright, everybody's out to get me but I feel alright, everybody's out to get me but I feel alright, everybody's thinking about me. It's the little things that get you it's the little things that get you, it's the little things that get you when you weren't paying attention, It's the little things that get you it's the little things that get you, it's the little things that get you when you weren't paying attention. I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption so when I get up I just have one cup of coffee and I like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast and when I go to work I like to get a cup of coffee like the kind of cup of coffee that you get with a doughnut 'cept I never get the doughnut I just get the cup of coffee and when I get to work I like to have a cup of coffee ' cause I like to have a coffee when I'm talking on the phone but It usually goes cold and I need to get another cup of coffee and it's lunch and I have an espresso. And when I get back it's not morning anymore so I have a diet cola and another diet cola and by then I'm feeling fine and I'm feeling pretty sharp and I'm feeling pretty wired and I'm getting things done, but right about two I get this little tiny migraine and it starts behind my eyes and it moves to the back of my neck and it moves to the bottom of my spine but it doesn't get there until five or six o'clock which is the end of the day so I'm fine so I'm fine so I'm fine so I'm fine, except when I have to work late when I have to work late which I usuallydo. I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long and I hang around like a bum and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright, everybody's out to get me but I feel alright, everybody's out to get me but I feel alright, everybody's thinking about me. I love to work I love to run I love to play real hard I love to steal little things from the grocery store like a piece of bubble gum or sometimes I just stick my thumb in a peachand leave it there. I love to work I love to run I love to waterski, snowboard, jetski, skydive, parasail, hang-glide, rollerblade, mountainbike, bungy-jump, well I mean I'd love to do theses things if I ever had the time, I love to work I love to work, I love to work out after work, I love to spend a little time with this woman that I'm seeing 'cept we never really get a little time to spend together so we call each other up and we talk about work. But what I think I'd really love is to get out by myself on a little tiny island in the middle of the ocean with just me and a book and a cellular phone and a personal computer incase something came up and I'd eat and I'd drink and I'd run and I'd sleep and I wouldn't do nothing except swim all day 'cept my beeper doesn't work under water, where are the sharks? where are the sharks? and there's this kind of anemone that sticks in your foot and the poison goes up to your brain and you die and sand fleas? sand fleas - yuck! but actually I think it'd be really relaxing just me by myself in the middle of the ocean and that's what I'd really love to do more than anything else except I'd probably hate it. I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long and I hang around like a bum and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright, everybody's out to get me but I feel alright, everybody's out to get me but I feel alright, everybody's thinking about me.
3.
I think you better cut all that hair off throw it out the window climb down from that tower flip the wicked witch the finger ain't no use to wait for him to get you he's out chasing his own demons not like you can really blame him you've got demons of your own and I hate to be the one to tell you cause it don't seem so romantic but that's the way it really goes and now you know you're gonna have to be your own prince charming gonna have to ride your own stallion gonna have to find your own castle gonna have to raise your own sail and there's gonna be a happy ending but that's only the beginning this ain't no fairy tale it's true it's real it's you Cinderella stepped out of her glass slippers threw down that new apron put on a pair of old Doc Martens and stomped right out the door the prince was still chewing on his bacon as he hit the open road said life is full enough of disappointment to go kissing any toad and somewhere a band was playing "to-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra" you go out and see the world girl have yourself a ball you're gonna have to be your own prince charming gonna have to ride your own stallion gonna have to find your own castle gonna have to raise your own sail and there's gonna be a happy ending but that's only the beginning this ain't no fairy tale you're gonna have to be your own prince charming gonna have to ride your own stallion gonna have to find your own castle gonna have to raise your own sword and there's gonna be a happy ending and there's gonna be a happy ending and there's gonna be a happy ending it's true it's real it's you
4.
03:54
I really liked her but she's dead and that really kinda blows I would have liked to kiss her head her cheek and chin and eyes and nose and if she woulda stuck around I think we coulda had some fun maybe found a little joy maybe some seasons in the sun But now she's dead and that's okay at some point everybody dies and though her life was kinda short (by the standards of today) it woulda been long in medieval times. I really liked her but she's dead although I don't know how she died one guy told me it was junk but someone else said that he lied Another person said that she cut her own head off with a knife I think that would have been too hard not the best way to end your life But now she's dead and we are not she's made it to the other side I bet Jim Morrisson is there (and Kurt and Jerry and Sid and Spot) and other people who have died I really liked her but she's dead at least I figure that's the case I haven't seen her since she left and no one else has seen her face So she might still be alive or gone around the world to roam but to me she'll still be dead until she calls me on the phone.

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Our greatest hits as of 2003 - contains Miss Communication - not found elsewhere.

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released January 1, 2003

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Perform a Google search for "the Greatest Band in the History of Recorded Music" and your top result will be none other than Jim's Big Ego. Hailing from the small New England village of Boston, Jim's Big Ego compares itself to such major players as The Great Wall of China, The Grand Canyon, Antarctica, and other things you can see from space. ... more

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