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Our greatest hits as of 2003 - contains Miss Communication - not found elsewhere.

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released January 1, 2003

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Track Name: Little Miss Communication
Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh
Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh

She says "do you want to go out?"
I say "that's a nice idea."
She says "it's just like you to go away and leave me here"
I say "do you want to stay home?"
She says "where would we go?"
I say "I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno" but

Thats why I just fell in love with Little Miss Communication
She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation
and I want to be Herman
but she wants me to be Fred?
and she opens my good fortune that's why
everything is better in bed.

Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh
Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh

She calls up the psychics
to find out what our fate is
they say "Self Contained Underwater Breathing Aparatus"
I say "what's that got to do with Zonker Cousteau?"
they say "I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno" but

Thats why I just fell in love with Little Miss Communication
She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation
and I want to be Herman
but she wants me to be Fred?
and she opens my good fortune that's why
everything is better in bed.

She's leaving me
I see her walking away
she's leaving me
pullin' out her phone
she's leaving me
and she calls me up to say "don't forget: it's vanilla almondswirl"
she's my girl

and Thats why I just fell in love with Little MissCommunication
She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation
and I want to be Herman
but she wants me to be Pete?!
and she smashes all my cookies and it's funnier
between the sheets

and Thats why I just fell in love with Little MissCommunication
She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation
and I want to be Herman
but she wants me to be Fred!
and she opens my good fortune that's why
everything is better in bed.

Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh
Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh
Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh
Huh uh Huh uh Huh uh uh uh uh uh
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Track Name: Stress
I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done
if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long
and I hang around like a bum
and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous
Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
everybody's thinking about me.

It's the little things that get you it's the little things that get you,
it's the little things that get you when you weren't paying attention,
It's the little things that get you it's the little things that get you,
it's the little things that get you when you weren't paying attention.

I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption
so when I get up I just have one cup of coffee
and I like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast
and when I go to work I like to get a cup of coffee
like the kind of cup of coffee that you get with a doughnut
'cept I never get the doughnut I just get the cup of coffee
and when I get to work I like to have a cup of coffee '
cause I like to have a coffee when I'm talking on the phone
but It usually goes cold and I need to get another
cup of coffee and it's lunch and I have an espresso.
And when I get back it's not morning anymore
so I have a diet cola and another diet cola
and by then I'm feeling fine and I'm feeling pretty sharp
and I'm feeling pretty wired and I'm getting things done,
but right about two I get this little tiny migraine
and it starts behind my eyes and it moves to the back of my
neck and it moves to the bottom of my spine
but it doesn't get there until five or six o'clock
which is the end of the day so I'm fine so I'm fine so I'm fine so I'm fine,
except when I have to work late when I have to work late which I usuallydo.

I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done
if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long
and I hang around like a bum
and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous
Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
everybody's thinking about me.

I love to work I love to run I love to play real hard
I love to steal little things from the grocery store
like a piece of bubble gum or sometimes I just stick my thumb in a peachand leave it there.
I love to work I love to run I love to waterski, snowboard, jetski, skydive,
parasail, hang-glide, rollerblade, mountainbike, bungy-jump,
well I mean I'd love to do theses things if I ever had the time,
I love to work I love to work, I love to work out after work,
I love to spend a little time with this woman that I'm seeing
'cept we never really get a little time to spend together
so we call each other up and we talk about work.
But what I think I'd really love is to get out by myself
on a little tiny island in the middle of the ocean
with just me and a book and a cellular phone
and a personal computer incase something came up
and I'd eat and I'd drink and I'd run and I'd sleep
and I wouldn't do nothing except swim all day
'cept my beeper doesn't work under water,
where are the sharks? where are the sharks?
and there's this kind of anemone
that sticks in your foot and the poison goes up to your brain and you die
and sand fleas? sand fleas - yuck!
but actually I think it'd be really relaxing
just me by myself in the middle of the ocean
and that's what I'd really love to do more than anything else
except I'd probably hate it.

I'm addicted to stress that's the way that I get things done
if I'm not under pressure then I sleep too long
and I hang around like a bum
and I think I'm going nowhere and that makes me nervous
Everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
everybody's out to get me but I feel alright,
everybody's thinking about me.
Track Name: Prince Charming
I think you better cut all that hair off
throw it out the window
climb down from that tower
flip the wicked witch the finger
ain't no use to wait for him to get you
he's out chasing his own demons
not like you can really blame him
you've got demons of your own

and I hate to be the one to tell you
cause it don't seem so romantic
but that's the way it really goes
and now you know

you're gonna have to be your own prince charming
gonna have to ride your own stallion
gonna have to find your own castle
gonna have to raise your own sail
and there's gonna be a happy ending
but that's only the beginning
this ain't no fairy tale
it's true
it's real
it's you

Cinderella stepped out of her glass slippers
threw down that new apron
put on a pair of old Doc Martens
and stomped right out the door
the prince was still chewing on his bacon
as he hit the open road
said life is full enough of disappointment
to go kissing any toad

and somewhere a band was playing
"to-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra"
you go out and see the world girl
have yourself a ball

you're gonna have to be your own prince charming
gonna have to ride your own stallion
gonna have to find your own castle
gonna have to raise your own sail
and there's gonna be a happy ending
but that's only the beginning
this ain't no fairy tale

you're gonna have to be your own prince charming
gonna have to ride your own stallion
gonna have to find your own castle
gonna have to raise your own sword
and there's gonna be a happy ending
and there's gonna be a happy ending
and there's gonna be a happy ending
it's true
it's real
it's you
Track Name: She's Dead
I really liked her but she's dead
and that really kinda blows
I would have liked to kiss her head
her cheek and chin and eyes and nose

and if she woulda stuck around
I think we coulda had some fun
maybe found a little joy
maybe some seasons in the sun

But now she's dead and that's okay
at some point everybody dies
and though her life was kinda short (by the standards of today)
it woulda been long in medieval times.


I really liked her but she's dead
although I don't know how she died
one guy told me it was junk
but someone else said that he lied

Another person said that she
cut her own head off with a knife
I think that would have been too hard
not the best way to end your life

But now she's dead and we are not
she's made it to the other side
I bet Jim Morrisson is there (and Kurt and Jerry and Sid and Spot)
and other people who have died


I really liked her but she's dead
at least I figure that's the case
I haven't seen her since she left
and no one else has seen her face

So she might still be alive
or gone around the world to roam
but to me she'll still be dead
until she calls me on the phone.